"The kids are all off to school", I said to myself.
"I'll make a treat", I said to myself.
"I'll make no-bake cookies", I said to myself.
"I'll jazz 'em up a bit", I said to myself.
So, I thought to myself, "Self, wouldn't it be yummy to add chocolate chips and chunky peanut butter to the no-bake cookies?" "Why yes, I think it would."
That's how all these stories start...